Alright, the majority of you picked;
" Insert Pole C into Port A, then twist untill the goat in your mind squeals like a baby. " on the poll I put up recently.
Which for all of you who didnt know any better, that meant yes.
Dont ask me the explain how it means yes, just accept it.

So thusly this can mean only one thing. A contest shall be held, and this is what this journal is all about. (for those of you interested of course) The Afore-mentioned contest.. you know, that one thats a sentence above this one, also the previous paragraph.

Anyway; the contest is such:
I want you, the people who watch me or any ol' random person who happens to stumble upon this and wants to get involved.
To draw, paint, or whatever your souls out and produce the most beautiful and macabre thing you possibly can. It can be of anything, it can be lewd, it can be horrific, it can contain all sorts of nudity and whatever. But it must be a thing of beauty, but in a very dark sense.

So imagine smashing the most gorgeous sunset youve ever seen, with a wall littered with bits and chunks of people, or perhaps a Cinderella amputee or something like that. I personally like that first little analogy but you percieve it as you wish.. All the same I alone shall determine the winner. (So, that means bribes will be accepted but will not affect the outcome of this contest)

Rules are such:
1. If you are going to enter, either comment on here or leave me a note.
2. When youve made your submission for the contest, send me a note with a link to the piece.
3. I want all of you to be serious about this. I want to see some feeling go into this!
4. One submission per entrant.
5. I'd like the deadline for this to be the 1st of January, 2010.

The winner of this contest will take the following spoils;
3 Commissions from me. (Oh wow what a prize)
See Id give away some subscriptions or something but Im poor. So such will have to do.
Also if you already have requested something from me. You may still enter and the prize is still yours, you'll just have to wait untill your intial request is finished before the new ones are started on.

Well at this point I believe all the rules and such is done, and everything has been explained. So if you are interested, state your involvement and get to it.
Also if you have questions you can of course ask me here or send me a note as well.